Sarah: "Mam, do you know what day it is today?"
Me: "Yes, it's Saturday"
Sarah: "No, but what day is it"
Me: "The Fourteenth February"
Sarah: "No. Try again"
Me: "It's Valentine's Day"
Sarah: "No, it's Singles Awareness Day"
Me: "What? Who? When? Where? How? Why? Say again...?"
Sarah: "It's national Singles Awareness Day. Fancy that, they declare the Singles Awareness Day on Valentine's Day"
Me: "What are you supposed to do on Singles Awareness Day?"
Sarah: "I'm not sure. Maybe feel sorry for the singles ...."
Me: Sigh....
Sarah: " I think Valentine's day sucks. Usually, couples are happy. They have every day together. They're happy they're together. Why do they have to have a day for couples? I think they should get rid of Valentine's Day. It's people like me - the sad singles they should celebrate".
Me: "Yeah. Ban Valentines day"
Sarah: "Get rid of it!"
Me: "Shoot the cupid!"
Sarah: "Yeah..."
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hehe, I wish I was a fly on the wall in this conversation!
LOL I still say we should match make- tell Sarah I have a good looking Son. She'd have to come here- US.
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